Silver Tongue

Dec 12

targuzzler:

jerseydevilslesbianlover:

targuzzler:

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this dude looks like what tommy wiseau thinks he looks like

Awfully bold of you to claim that you or any other human being can even begin to understand what’s going on in Tommy wiseaus head

you know what, thats fair

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banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

beefy john egbert is like….yeah. yeah.

this is like. going to be relevant until the day i die

johns middle name is joestar

miseryofmillions:
“ iridessence:
“I’M SCREAMING this was SO rude
” ”

miseryofmillions:

iridessence:

I’M SCREAMING this was SO rude

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partners-in-grime:

Roses are red

Elf practice is avoidable

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Anonymous asked: The royal family are awful? Sources sweetie?

gayscreaming:

onlinepunk:

onlinepunk:

They’re literally a monarchy? Who keep their power and privileges purely through inheritance rather than by election from their citizens? And live bathed in wealth, excess, and luxury while roughly a third of the U.K. population lives below the poverty line?

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I’m at a loss like the source is just…….the whole ass family

what’s wrong with colonialism? did they do something problematic?

some 👏 people 👏 colonize 👏 far 👏 away 👏 places 👏 and 👏 exploit 👏 the land 👏 and 👏 people 👏 as 👏 a 👏 coping 👏 mechanism

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stability:

hamsandwichwithextramayo:

stability:

I keep my bitcoins in my pussy just like Sonic

I’m sorry WHAT

I keep my bitcoins, in my pussy, just, like, Sonic

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jwblogofrandomness:

So let me get this straight…

CatDog, has a full episode in which the main characters go to a butt store to consider buying new butts, perfectly okay.

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Ren and Stimpy, a show that had multiple scenes and sometimes entire episodes centered around butts, no one objects to it.

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SpongeBob Squarepants, a show that has several butt jokes, multiple nude scenes, and several episodes in which the title character spends the majority of them in the nude, no one bats an eye.

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There is an entire series aimed at kids called The Day My Butt Went Pyscho about a boy and his butt battling evil butts. No complaints at all.

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Ice Cream shop logo that features a female cow character sticking out her butt.

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“AHHH! GET THAT OUT OF THE STORE! KIDS SHOULDN’T SEE BUTTS! KIDS DON’T EVEN KNOW BUTTS EXIST! HOW DARE YOU EXPOSE THE CHILDREN OF AMERICA TO CARTOON BUTTS! WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!”

I’m just saying, don’t you consider it odd that whenever the public sees male butts they think it’s comical but whenever they see female butts they automatically assume it’s sexual. Think about that folks.

pileofknives:

comcastkills:

Just read “the Bitcoin community”.

The B in LGBT stands for Bitcoin

Let’s Give Bitcoins To me

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