If you are a Homestuck and live in Washington please vote for Dave Strider for US senate it is the least you can do to make up for the flood of excited homestuck posts that are already overtaking his facebook page.
real talk as a washington state resident dont actually do this. vote for maria cantwell. the senate is a big fucking deal and voting for this guy is the equivalent of throwing your vote away and voting for harambe, and we cant afford this especially not right now
Gonna reblog this too because I don’t actually want my joke to be taken too seriously and you should definitely research who you vote for. It *is* important. Please put thought and research into who you vote for, because bad things happen when you don’t. Please don’t take this too seriously.
The best piece of characterization in the entire Crash Bandicoot franchise is the part in Twinsanity when someone offers Dr. Cortex a power crystal in exchange for a simple task and Cortex just shoots the guy and takes it, then looks at the camera and asks the player what they expected.
I cant believe ppl are arguing whether or not junkrat would be able to get t and top surgery in the radiated outback, as if its not like 100 years in the future and junkrat isnt a guy who survived two amputations and isnt rocking a fully functional mechanical arm
@vaporwavelich : *suspends disbelief until it benefits people I’m bigoted towards*
pRETTY FUCKING MUCH
tbh im pretty salty too this makes 0 sense to me
Omg I totally forgot you know what my favorite “criticism” for rat getting surgery is? “Junkertown is using civil war-era medical tech, surgery wouldnt be safe”
Like…aside from rat’s arm and hog using magic nanite smoke to heal himself on the regular…
Does this look like the face of someone who only does safe things
his hair is on fucking fire of course not
Junkrat would make a bear trap into a puppet, use a land mine like a trampoline, wear active bombs on a harness on his chest and a tire filled with explosives on his back, and also probably had his limbs chopped off with a machete in a dark shed while high on motor fumes, but having surgery done on his chest in a nonsterile enviroment??? He would NEVER
Cleric and Monk investigate a colosseum after the suspicious deaths of a gladiator and promoter. The Cleric is asking why he can’t place bets on the dead gladiator as a way to stir up some information while the Monk eats a meat pie.
Meanwhile the Rogue is bluffing her way back to the locker rooms with food and drink in hand for “The Boulder”, playing the role of a confused intern. She manages her way past a pervy security guard, an annoyed guard, and finally has her luck challenged by an assistant manager.
Manager: Event food isn’t allowed back here. Where are you … Wait - where’s your I’D badge?!
Lacey: I’m so sorry, sir. It’s amazing I haven’t been fired yet, but you know this place is a maze and I… (said totally unaware of the man’s function after a poor knowledge check and a not quite enough bluff check)
Manager: The key word being here is yet! Follow me to the guard station.
At the station, Lacey convincingly states that her name is Emily Borden. The guard is confused when he finds no such name. She then corrects him with another bluff that it’s not Borden with a B, but Corden.
Guard: … Corden. Not Borden. So, with a C? (He believes he made an error and looks for the new name unsuccessfully. As the guard asks for clarification for the second time, the manager rolls his eyes and blurts out)
Manager: I have no time for this - You’re fired! Get your things and leave.
Lacey: Fine, but I’m taking the food.
Lacey manages to diplomacy her way out with the food and drinks. She meets up with the not-so-successful Monk and Cleric back at their actual seats in the colosseum stands.
Earl (Cleric): What did you go do all on your own?
