Silver Tongue

May 02

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DOG WALK

icelikevinyl:
mahakavi:
i just saw a post on fb that said men shouldn’t let their girlfriends/wives pump gas….like literally men should be the only ones putting gas in the car….what is the logic someone explain
well u see, once a woman has a taste of control of phallic “pumping” & ejaculation of gasoline into the warm and receptive car body, she will carry this energy forth as an emasculatory force against the man in question, stripping his life of meaning, since fucking the car is usually his prerogative and his main source of identity
i’ve been screaming at this for 10 hours

(via bloodsbane)

twyrine:

i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like berserker mode
it looked like this

(via iguanamouth)

slimetony:

slimetony:
Wonderful Chicago pizza 🍕 can see why you guys love it
To everyone asking if there’s a dildo on the table: we’re eating off the floor

(Source: slimetony, via dan-mcneely)

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luka-cheshire:

it’s comin up
it’s comin up
it’s comin up
it’s comin up
it’s comin up
it’s comin up

(via wuffleton)

scotchtapeofficial:

nlghtowl:
If u fetishize same gender relationships and call them your sinful gay babies you’re not funny and relatable you’re just gross
if u approach real life couples and SQUEE XD OTP I SHIP IT !!!! I LOVE GAYS YOURE SO CUTE ill have u kno i dream of eviscerating u

If you call any gay ship “yaoi” regardless of whether or not it is explicitly yaoi, then I’m gonna throw you into the sun.

(Source: mminyrds, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

friend-san:

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kelssiel:

zoobus:
sasunaru-senses:
year 3000. naruto is dead. zoruto, the son of poruto, who was the son of coruto, who was the son of goruto, who was the son of boruto, who was the son of naruto, now has an anime. ‘zoruto is gonna…be better than poruto’ kishimoto assures, at age 1026.
Which part of the Bible is this from
Believe it 3.10

(via taffybuns)