every christmas i am reminded that for 18 years i believed that “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” was about the mom cheating on her husband with santa claus, instead of the dad being dressed up as santa claus and it being cute
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*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*
haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?
That sounds like a good way to get shot
lol what are you, a gun cuck?
can’t kill a man with your own hands?this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone
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Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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its their fucking BIRTHday
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things that you absolutely should not nickname
- dildos
- bongs
things that you absolutely should nickname
- roombas
What if i name the roomba dildo bongins
borderline but acceptable
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Choose.
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