tag yourself im chaotic all 3
(Source: premordials, via taffybuns)
“Brothers and sisters, dearly beloveds. We are gathered here as one. Facing the future as one, whether that future be darkness or light. We do not know, just like we do not know in our lives if we are going to head into darkness or light. But that’s what faith is all about. Even though we don’t know what we’re headed into, we believe that we are headed into something and so we share that today, and the only place I would like to be is here with you. Pan bless you.” — Merle Highchurch, in The Adventure Zone, The Stolen Century, Chapter 2, absolutely destroying my heart. (via epicmurdock)
(via bloodsbane)
I like to imagine that Barry and Davenport wanted to name it something really science-y, but Lucretia’s poetic-ass literary self was insistent on “The Hunger” because she was like “can you imagine how much more fucking dramatique that will make the records? I’m all about the narrative. Going for a bestseller here. We gotta think branding.”
(via bloodsbane)
What’s the difference between a good joke and
a bad joke timing
(Source: daily-bad-jokes, via taffybuns)
[video]
You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit
when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit
My brother and sister are both named after Disney characters. So people have been naming their kids after fictional characters for ages.
(Source: buddhabrand, via taffybuns)
[video]
the Fucking girls
(via bloodsbane)
remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”
(via deep-sea-prince)
pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.
MASTER HAS GIVEN THE ERECTION A SOCK
THE ERECTION IS FREE
(via deep-sea-prince)