Silver Tongue

May 01

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poopcop:

The people who claim the world is a cold cruel place and no one’s going to hold your hand or coddle you are 100% the people making the world cold and cruel in the first place lmao

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the-great-mighty-dick:
“ metal-blake:
“ the-great-mighty-dick:
“ Game Theory does Splatoon turn into a squid????
Game Theory does Supra Mario drive go-kart???
GAME THEORY DRY BONES AND DRY BOWSER IS PAPYROS AND SAND???
”
I will say with this one he...

the-great-mighty-dick:

metal-blake:

the-great-mighty-dick:

Game Theory does Splatoon turn into a squid????

Game Theory does Supra Mario drive go-kart???

GAME THEORY DRY BONES AND DRY BOWSER IS PAPYROS AND SAND???

I will say with this one he was trying more to answer “Did the inklings evolve from humans or squids?”

But at the same time, no one asked, no one cared, and my god is it a misleading title and thumbnail as to what he actual theorizes about.

more accurately it’s “no one asked because the game already fucking tells you they evolved from squids”

i’s more about the biology of inkings than whether or not they evolved from squids. the evolution part was just so that it would count as a theory.

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spiralmint:
“annual mandatory bureau ethics meeting
”

spiralmint:

annual mandatory bureau ethics meeting

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fearingfun:
“ ghost-of-algren:
“”
For those curious:
Google Maps
Bing Maps
”

fearingfun:

ghost-of-algren:

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For those curious:

Google Maps

Bing Maps

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(Source: streetworldview, via )

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transexualizer:
“ the-war-on-being-cool:
“
”
the word “chungus” is way funnier than any racist has ever been or ever will be
”

transexualizer:

the-war-on-being-cool:

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the word “chungus” is way funnier than any racist has ever been or ever will be

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