Silver Tongue

Aug 14

nardacci-does-art:

vstheworld:

barduils:

whiteroserwby:

barduils:

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

the fuck else would I be sloshing around in a wet ballgown for

I drew it…. & animated it…

(Source: gayarsonist, via newbarrk)

rikodeine:

that last line is absolutely phenomenal is this why yall are so keen on therapy??

(Source: wahtdahel, via newbarrk)

iseeme:

theocseason4:

i love this girl on tiktok who was like ‘no matter how times someone explains it to me i will never understand why we cant just print more money’

(via newbarrk)

Anonymous asked:

*remembering how the sonic fandom got the creators to change their minds about the design of sonic for the movie by bullying them on twitter and wondering if we could do the same thing to netflix for the atla remakes*

dont think that will work. They didnt even listen to the creators of the original show.

1eos:

a kids show: *exists*

netflix: what if we aged up the characters nd made them fuck? wouldn’t that be cool

the general public:

(via rockboci)

notedchampagne:

this has two meanings

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beserkerjewel:

mrchicsaraleo:

sawasawako:

spidaerman:

(insert I Am Disgusted.gif here)

CAST OPEN TO WHITE PEOPLE??? ROMANCE SEX AND BLOOD????

That’s it, scrap the whole remake. We don’t need this

i have a problem with every single part of this except for the romance. sokka could use a bit more time with yue but i doubt thats what they mean when they say romance. and HOLY FUCK WHERE EVEN WOULD THE SEX EVEN FIT IN? THIS IS GONNA BE WORSE THAN THE MOVIE

(via rockboci)

pmseymourva:

the-worm-man:

pmseymourva:

Im gonna open a speed running convention where you have to find ways to get through the whole event in the shortest route possible…

And call it Dashcon.



….wait-

getting ‘an extra hour in the ball pit’ is the worst thing imaginable in this scenario

actually you need to half button press and wall jump through the ball pit to get the best time

but… the half button press required 12 hours of building speed

bogleech:

thesweetscentofbooks:

Like several other countries, masks should have been considered common courtesy here for even every last cold bug.

(via stemmmm)