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“What do I roll to seduce myself?”
- Goliath Monk#Dnd
gnomes are about 6 inches tall and they live in tunnels in the dirt
Gnome home
Beneath the loam a gnome will roam
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oh wow five years ago today the stylish but illegal monkey was found roaming around ikea in toronto…. now this is truly an iconic date in meme history
never forget
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Some carolers yesterday were singing “deck the halls” at church and changed “don we now our gay apparel” to “our plaid apparel”
…y'all that’s not any less gay.
Dwarf: Does the town have a local paper?
DM: They have town criers.
Dwarf: I’m not working with the Buzzfeed of the middle ages.
Hear ye, hear ye, are your tavern wrenches watering down your ale? It’s more likely than you think.
Hear ye hear ye, check out these 11 awesome paintings that’ll make you nostalgic
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i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being a comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic
