Silver Tongue

Apr 29

betweentheheavesofstorm:

fyre festival: not the meme we expected but the meme we deserved

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clockworkwillow:

my dad just came in and gave me this egg and said his highschool was getting rid of it and asked if i wanted it????

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tojustbee:

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that someone photoshopped a photo of the Ball Pit™ from the DashCon fiasco into the mess that has been Fyre Festival and Cosmo magazine didn’t get the reference.

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onion-souls:

yesterdaysprint:

El Paso Herald, Texas, October 27, 1927

Shitposting… Shitposting never changes…

(Source: yesterdaysprint, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

real-faker:

real-faker:

I’m at goodwill and I think I might’ve found a millennium item…

I brought it to the counter to ask for a price because it mysteriously didn’t have a sticker, and after they randomly decided the price, one of the cashiers told me it was a shame it didn’t have a sticker cause she wanted to see when they put it out, she said it must’ve been recent cause she’s never seen it before.

So like…………… it’s definitely got a cursed Egyptian spirit in it

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commongayboy:

job goals

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yourplayersaidwhat:

“Don’t you know that Donkeys are the Cephalopods of the land?” - the fighter trying to bluff her way into the Temple of the Cult of the Kraken with a pack donkey in tow

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ftcreature:

Children, this is dirt. 

 dirt?dirt?  dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt?  dirt?    dirt? dirt?    dirt? 

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