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If tupac is alive in serbia and H*tler is alive in argentina i have carefully triangulated the location of billy mays to an exxon corner mart in Barnes County north dakota
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godzilla-fan asked:
Lmao imagine Mewtwo and Newtwo giving a concerned glance to each other like "Maybe it was a bad idea letting him dynamax" XD
oh yeah, other dynamax pokemon
kingwritingreptar asked:
And now I must beg for fluffy arceus.
based off my fluffy Arceus plush
thekittyfaceblog asked:
Does huey remember being denied ramen well hes a big boy now so newt you better give the boy some ramen
after being denied so many times at last he gets his ramen
pussy so tight it crack dicks like crab legs
dick so thick it cracks pussies open like clams
you know it brother
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shadowshame11 asked:
You know Newtwo is going to regret that because pinap berries are mainly spicy for some reason
then she yells at the entire Alola region that they’re liars with their pinap juice
i’m just gonna pretend daft punk was in pacific rim. i’m gonna pretend that they pilot a jaeger called electroma bravo and they blast house music with the kaidonovskys and when stacker shows raliegh around the shatterdome he’s like, “that’s thomas and guy-man. french. they never take their helmets off.”
#i would even believe their jaeger was just called ‘daft punk’ tbh #just for the image of like Battleaxe Triumph or whatever get into trouble and they call back up like ‘deploy Daft Punk!’ #and it had a like a reuters news tickertape display on the outside scrolling like ‘bonjour’ #and then the beat drops and the punching starts
their punches sync up with harder better faster stronger
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mewtsuthefemmewtwo asked:
I bet Huey will have a bellyache afternoon eating so fast xD
the mom instincts are too strong to be smug she was right
