– It’s time for the 5th annual Modest Medusa holiday sale! Special deals on Modest Medusa books, stickers, coloring books and more! Check it out at the Modest Medusa shop!
PSA: any sentence that follows the formula of “verb your noun” e.g “pee your pants” “kiss your wife” “water your plants” is code for “kill yourself” and if you receive such a message here on tumblr.com you should report it to the cyber authorities immediately
my mum: eat your vegetables!!
me, a 27 year old tumblr user: just say you hate mentally ill people