Silver Tongue

Dec 08

in-her-broomcloset:
tysmiha-witchnotes:
in-her-broomcloset:
2018 has TWO Supermoons, both in January
“We may have been starved of supermoons in 2017, but January 2018 will offer two. Spot the Wolf Moon on January 2, and a rare “blue” supermoon on January 31.”
THREE CONSECUTIVE SUPERMOONS
THE THIRD ONE BEING A BLUE MOON
Get ready, witches. Winter is coming.
There’s also a lunar eclipse on January 31st! This is a crazy special moon :0

https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/lunar/2018-january-31
!!! <-
@featherfirephoenix you probablt already know but just in case!

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jazzzmen-art:

HELLO WELL YES I WANNA GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE

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clientsfromhell:

I was having a meeting with a company to write blogs for them. The client was the CEO of the company, but he also brought his marketing manager to the meeting (but didn’t let him say anything). The CEO was a straight salesperson and he’d obviously read somewhere that SEO is the way forward. It was a doomed conversation from the start and the poor marketing guy looked ready to cry.
Client: So I’m really just looking for great SPO.
Me: I’m not familiar with SPO. What’s that?
Client: (clearly annoyed) I’d have thought a writer would know all about Google ranking.
Me: Oh, you mean S-E-O? Yes, I agree it’s really important.
Client: Evidently not. Well, I just want great SPO.
Me: Okay, I can work on that. I charge X per blog, and…
Client: What kind of discount can you do?
Me: Pardon?
Client: Obviously we’d be looking for a discount.
Me: I couldn’t tell you until I’ve written up a proposal and looked over the project as a whole. What sort of topics are you looking for?
Client: Just as much SPO as possible. I want keywords to make up two-thirds of each paragraph, maybe in bold or caps.
I look over at the marketing guy, who looks miserable. This is clearly a recurring problem.
Me: …I’m sorry, but that kind of keyword density and formatting would make content almost unreadable.
Client: I know all about good SPO, just give me a discount and do as I say. I want us at the top of Google.
I sent them a proposal with the full amount, no concessions. I never heard back. I hope the marketing guy finds better work where his input is appreciated.

the-a-j-universe:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:
bettyblackbent:
madqueenalanna:
bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straight
also, single people are all aro. fact. and you’d better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess what? asexual
better not call yourself a writer if you’re not writing right this second. are you a dancer? better not sit down, or you won’t be a dancer anymore
that’s how this works right
In between breaths we are all dead.
well that last comment was damn poetic
I thought I was gonna be mad for a second there…

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flintpunx:

Watching actual legitimate game trailers that make sense and have steady and clear plotlines with normal stuff going on :

Watching Norman Reedus vore a baby :

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harshwhimsies:

minutia-r:
Imagine a fae who is just so mad about the idea of lying, like, I have spent a thousand years studying the subtle arts of deceit, weaving my spells of glamour and misdirection, and you, human, can just stand there and
say things
that aren’t true
“So yeah, I’m, uh, bright purple.”
“But you’re not! That’s not even plausible! How can you just - you are not even puce. Fine. Fine. Another one.”
“Are you sure? You seem pretty mad.”
“I assure you I am wholly and terribly sane.”
“Heh, you know that’s not the kind I meant.”
“Hssssss.”
“Haha, fine, fine. I’m … a dragon.”
“nO YOU’RE NOT THOUGH–”

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toatom:

plasmalogical:
dr thot
*eats an apple a day*
BEGONE, THOT

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just-shower-thoughts:

Don’t use the bathroom in your dream. It’s a trap.

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