Silver Tongue

Dec 08

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wintesm:
“ Dr. Maheswaran provides excellent care for car crash victims.
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wintesm:

Dr. Maheswaran provides excellent care for car crash victims.

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snakegay:

its been a year and a half since death stranding’s announcement and we still technically have no definitive evidence that its actually a game

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Dec 07

hyperlesbiandrifter:
“me when i play Minecraft L.O.L
”

hyperlesbiandrifter:

me when i play Minecraft L.O.L

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turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

i think its really cute how theres a term for furries who are new to the community like? baby fur?? thats super cute holy shit

oh

oh no

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poplitealqueen:
“ glitchedpuppet:
“ a comic about critique based on a tweet
”
I swear, the amount of fanfic reviewers that need this drilled into their heads…
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poplitealqueen:

glitchedpuppet:

a comic about critique based on a tweet

I swear, the amount of fanfic reviewers that need this drilled into their heads…

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There’s Three Types of Players

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: half of our campaign start out already knowing each other and as a group, decide to go inside the tavern in a town we basically got teleported to. This is us entering the tavern.

Persephone the bard, OOC: I kick the door open

DM: ok, so-

Persephone: no wait, I turn the knob enough to crack the door and THEN I kick the door in!

DM: o-ok. So the door opens ever so slightly with a loud and attention grabbing cream before you kick the door in. Everyone is staring at you.

Persephone: now that’s how you make an entrance!

DM, to me a rogue: ok so what’s your move?

Me: I want to stealthily sneak inside through the window.

DM: roll stealth

Me, a disaster: *rolls a 2*

DM, after everyone collectively facepalms: so you open the window and it makes the loudest creaking noise ever. Everyone is now paying attention to you as you cartoonishly tiptoe through the window and duck behind a table, still visible to pretty much everyone in the bar!

DM, @our Elf wizard, Blanc: now, how do you get in the tavern?

Blanc, amazed at our extraness: I…I just walk in?????

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