Silver Tongue

Mar 05

heroicmeep:

heroicmeep:

Honestly being bad at video games is so much more epic than being good at them. Rip to you for killing this boss in one try because I’m over here having a titanic struggle against myself

im fighting for my life on easy mode while yall scream and cry about the game not being challenging enough on hard. I am more powerful than you could ever imagine

is it nobler to achieve something without effort or to push yourself to the limit on your path to your goal?

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perryswingblock: “Someone else has got to have done this I swear ”

perryswingblock:

Someone else has got to have done this I swear

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rainbow-lizzard:

elodieunderglass:

gasterofficial:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

Fondly remembering the time that a cat owner casually entered their calico Maine Coon in a cat fancier’s competition and the judges lost their minds because the cat was 1) male and 2) able to bear children

Anyway here’s Dawntreader Texas Calboy as a silly lil kitten

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Here’s an excerpt from one of the articles about the drama his entry caused among the Cat Fanciers that I thought was very earnest and sweet <3

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And also some of Calboy’s children!

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@pangur-and-grim

He is fearfully and wonderfully made!

tumblr tags that say "trans king we love him!!"ALT

I was about to say he would technically be an intersex king (not because I dislike the concept of trans cats, just bc intersex rep is sorely needed too) but I did some more reading on this icon and actually found the article OP referenced.

Screenshot that says: In Stevenson’s research, she learned that in the rare case of a male calico, it usually has Klinefelter’s syndrome, a chromosomal makeup of XXY that renders the cat sterile. Stevenson keeps her fertile males separated from the females, but since Calboy was young and infertile, she let him run free throughout their house. Then, at just over 7 months old, Calboy proved to be a stud. “I had all these females all of a sudden that were pinked up,” Stevenson says. “Thankfully, he did not get to his mom or grandma.”ALT

He’s not your usual male calico kitty as it turns out. That’s already cool and rare, but he’s even cooler and rarer than that!

Screenshot that reads: When the kittens arrived, their colors were all over the place. She wondered if maybe one of the kids let a male out of its room. There was only one way to know for sure. She swabbed the inside of Calboy’s cheek and sent it off to the Veterinary Genetics Laboratory at the University of California, Davis for testing, along with samples from two different colored kittens. They told her the sample was contaminated; Calboy’s results showed two cats. She tried swabbing again, this time videotaping the process to prove the sample was uncontaminated. Again, the lab work showed two sets of DNA. Seeing that the variants on the genes were exactly the same, the lab was able to confirm: Calboy was a chimera.ALT
Screenshot that reads: Sometime early on in utero, two embryos that would normally develop into two different cats, each with its own set of DNA, fused together and grew into one cat. This does not mean Calboy is a hermaphrodite; he doesn’t have any other extra organs or body parts. It means he’s a kitty cocktail carrying two kinds of DNA. Some of his cells carry one cat’s set, some the other.ALT

Calboy is a chimera!! Which is really fucking cool of you ask me. The chances of having a male calico this way are slim to none, but the mad lad still exists! What an icon. I would die for Calboy.

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thatneoncrisis:

arguing with SAM on whether or not mellification is cool on earth c or not

sollux would mellify his corpses

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youmotherfuckers:

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fredbydawn:

fredbydawn:

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

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I hope this clears things up

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flanneldragon:

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oooh-banana-deactivated20210131:

oooh-banana-deactivated20210131:

Party rockers in the hou


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It’s “party rock is”


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m4ryswagdalene:

Post by tumblr user klapollo that says: "underrated funny trope: someone who is not particularly tough gets grabbed by someone much stronger than them and makes a stock squeaky toy noise."ALT

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