xqc: *grabs his genitals when he kills streamers he kind of dislikes on live twitch streams in the name of “playing his streamer persona”*
blizzard about to ban him literally while he is streaming:
look at his reaction to it he’s such a fucking child
it starts at 6:45 and like this is genuinely terrifying like the way he goes “OF COURSE IM TRIGGERED” while desperately searching for booze as he shows everyone that he lives in a literal garage. im his 30 straight seconds of dead silence as he pauses his music when he sees the ban screen
>falsely reports teammates in every match on recorded livestream with the reasoning being “go fuck yourself” >“REDDIT GOT ME BANNED!!!!”
Ghosts lawyer: It states here that you consumed jerky made of my clients flesh
Living persons lawyer: Your honer, my client only ate that jerky as per the last wishes of the defendant. it was in his last will and testiment. he has no legal right haunting my client.
King minos: How did i get roped into this job
Did you wake up in a cold sweat to write this?
no it was inspired by a conversation with my sister about whether or not we would legally be allowed to haunt someone if we made them eat our flesh after death
Turns out it’s an actual thing.
FUCKIGN TIME TRAVELERS STEALING MY POSTS FROM THE FUTURE
Ghosts lawyer: It states here that you consumed jerky made of my clients flesh
Living persons lawyer: Your honer, my client only ate that jerky as per the last wishes of the defendant. it was in his last will and testiment. he has no legal right haunting my client.
King minos: How did i get roped into this job
Did you wake up in a cold sweat to write this?
no it was inspired by a conversation with my sister about whether or not we would legally be allowed to haunt someone if we made them eat our flesh after death
my original option for judge was judge judy but shes still alive for now
Ghosts lawyer: It states here that you consumed jerky made of my clients flesh
Living persons lawyer: Your honer, my client only ate that jerky as per the last wishes of the defendant. it was in his last will and testiment. he has no legal right haunting my client.
King minos: How did i get roped into this job
Did you wake up in a cold sweat to write this?
no it was inspired by a conversation with my sister about whether or not we would legally be allowed to haunt someone if we made them eat our flesh after death
Ghosts lawyer: It states here that you consumed jerky made of my clients flesh
Living persons lawyer: Your honer, my client only ate that jerky as per the last wishes of the defendant. it was in his last will and testiment. he has no legal right haunting my client.
