Silver Tongue

Mar 05

jayspants:
“Remember that game we played
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jayspants:

Remember that game we played

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jo3mm:

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catgirlvoid:

catgirl-bimbo:

catgirldick:

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chongoblog:

2pacula:

c0rpseductor:

chongoblog:

hexea:

chongoblog:

Haters be like

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“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

Idk if I did it right

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sorry!

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it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

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i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

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You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

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all in a days work! *passes out*

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My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

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oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

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Fire

dude my house

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This is the best addition everyone go home

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insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves

not my mom, not my partner, not God himself has seen me no-make up in line to buy a choco-pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heart felt meltdown

no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief

there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7/11 at 2am, God lives in church, the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at aisle 9 of CVS 

did y’all ever see the comic someone made of this?

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It was cool

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turing-tested:

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Pre-T -> 4 years on T

youve gone from generic 2012 tumblr user to former vape shop manager

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okiitos:

okiitos:

When my uncle finally divorced his abusive wife and became a bachelor again he was like 55 and already used to wearing dad attire. Anyway so that year at the big family camping trip my aunts were trying so hard to hook him up with their friends but he kept wearing this sweater with a kitten in s hammock that said “beach bum” on it. And every time they saw it they’d say “Wear a nicer sweatshirt Stan!” And he would just earnestly reply “This IS a very nice sweater!”

Anyway my aunts were full of shit that sweater kicked ass

Found the picture that was on the sweater


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You’re right that sweater kicked ass

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Anonymous asked:

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

summery-captain:

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princesskuragina:

captainlordauditor:

malewifenat:

.. i’m palestinian

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same energy

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there’s more

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SIGH

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here’s another one

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

how does this get even worse

I think about once in a while…


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We have another one…

Quiet everyone the USA citizens learning there’s other languages and countries outside of the USA

guerrillatech:

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