Silver Tongue

Apr 25

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cardinalbirb asked: *reading your tags* Yo I heard you like reptiles. Any fun facts? :D

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

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you know too much

adurot:
“My boss man from the comic job saw this print when they were down at iirc c2e2 this past weekend and felt he had to buy it for me. I do not fault his reasoning.
”

adurot:

My boss man from the comic job saw this print when they were down at iirc c2e2 this past weekend and felt he had to buy it for me. I do not fault his reasoning.

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

do u ever think about how calliope lived exclusively in a 100ft radius her whole life in a bleak shitty room on a bleak shitty planet with a gross red sun and a stupid asshole brother who is probably like 90% of the reason she hated herself so much and an uncomfortable hard sarcophagus bed and now she’s living in the lap of luxury as a queen in a palace full of bright colors and probably gets to sleep in a really massive royal bed next to the love of her life and she finally loves herself and is happy

because i do

i think about that a whole lot

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aliteralsunflower:
“respect people’s pronouns or else the Terf Bangs Crab™ will come for you and snip your hair
”

aliteralsunflower:

respect people’s pronouns or else the Terf Bangs Crab™ will come for you and snip your hair

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zamaron:

what freedom speech is: you can express your opinions freely and the government can not punish you for them as long as it’s not some
sort of terroristic threat/hate speech.

what y'all who clearly failed 8th grade civics thinks it means: anyone can say anything and if you disagree or don’t like what i say you aren’t allowed to speak up,be angry or protest against it ever.

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dat-soldier:
“ Frrnmmmmhnhrkrk….
Hi, my name is The Succ. I have no mouth, I have no God, there is only The Succ.
”

dat-soldier:

Frrnmmmmhnhrkrk….

Hi, my name is The Succ. I have no mouth, I have no God, there is only The Succ.

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shorthalt:

shorthalt:

Thanks dungeons and dragons for teaching me how to spell and correctly incorporate Cool Words into my vocabulary such as constitution, proficiency, dexterity, prestidigitation, initiative, and expeditious

history teacher: does anyone know what the united states constitution is?
me, who thinks im hot shit because i carry around a players handbook and eat dice for breakfast: EIGHTEEN 

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stormofthunder:

artist friend: hey i know your birthday is coming up and i want to draw a little something for you, do you have anything special in mind

me:

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sturdy-denim-blue:

sturdy-denim-blue:

Lup and Taako running into the ship one evening super excited because the mongeese taught them how to say fuck

Also Barry told them to be careful with this new info

Fast forward to him looking directly at the twins as soon as Magnus told the Power Bear to fuck off

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