Silver Tongue

Dec 05

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morrowseer:

parent: what does a cow say??

baby: moo!

parent: very good!! what does a pig say?

baby: oink!!!

parent: yay!!! now what does a cat say?

baby: fire alone can save our clan

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New York City Has Genetically Distinct ‘Uptown’ and ‘Downtown’ Rats -

iamtypinglike98madmen:

airyairyquitecontrary:

whoa-o-o-o-o-oh-oh

WHOA-O-O-O-O-OH-OH

UPTOWN RAT

SHE’S BEEN LIVIN’ IN HER UPTOWN FLAT

(Source: The Atlantic, via demilypyro)

pumpkin-gryphon:
“ kazooie:
“@laughy-saphy
”
When you get slept in overwatch
”

pumpkin-gryphon:

kazooie:

@laughy-saphy

When you get slept in overwatch

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whyand-whynot:

mapleflavoreddice:

egregiousoveruseofnormalcy:

lovelystimmy:

when you touch a Bad Texture™ and have to scrub at ur hands until the feeling is gone

When your teeth scrape against something they don’t like and your entire body tries to escape the upper atmosphere.

When your nails drag across an Unpleasant Thing so your arms stop working from the elbows down and your ears ring.

when something nearby makes a Bad Sound and you’re actively trying to get onto the astral plane in your corporeal form

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penfairy:
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penfairy:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

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littleirishani:

REMINDER THAT GETTING RID OF NET NEUTRALITY WILL HURT:

- SMALL BUSINESSES

How will they be able to advertise things when they’re just starting out, and how many people will be able to see it? How many people will be willing to buy things online if they already have to pay for access to the site?

- SCHOOLS

Any school with computers will have to pay money for internet access. Otherwise students won’t be able to work on any projects in class, and they will have to rely on home internet access. Lots of school funding will be used for paying this!

- PEOPLE SEEKING MEDICAL/FINANCIAL AID ONLINE

It is common on this site and on many others to see people asking for aid. Imagine what will happen to these people if they have to pay to go onto this site, and imagine how many people will see their posts. Imagine how many people will still have the money to help them.

- STUDENTS

Any kind of research paper will be a pain to write, regardless of your grade level. I have to turn in almost all of my homework online, and nothing is allowed to be handwritten. This will make college more expensive, too, and that’s already too much for anyone to pay for without student loans.

- ANYONE LOOKING FOR A JOB ONLINE

Nobody wants to pay an extra $50 dollars a month to sign up for job applications. It is also standard to have an email, so if you no longer have access to it, that can cost you a job, even if you aren’t signing up for it online.

- ARTISTS

Many artists already have trouble getting people to buy commissions. A lack of exposure and a lack of money will not help.

- YOUTUBERS

I don’t really go on youtube anymore, but I know for a fact that this will effect the amount of views (and therefore the amount of money) they’ll get for their videos. This will effect youtubers worldwide, and the U.S. is filled with tons of viewers!

- PEOPLE WITH MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES

Lots of people rely on the internet to vent or to escape. Imagine if they were suddenly told that they aren’t able to do that anymore. Imagine what will happen if they’re suddenly cut off from their friends online.

- LIBRARIES

Libraries would have to put even more funding into internet access, and if they can’t pay for it, it will be a serious inconvenience to many, many people. People who go to the library to use the computers often don’t have a computer at home.

Call the FCC and senators. Write an email. Send a letter. DO SOMETHING.

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scotchtapeofficial:

me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)

cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?

me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò

comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(

me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!

cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you

me: not if i kill myself first

cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die

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