Silver Tongue

Dec 03

terror-billie:

ernmark:

I’m running a pre-bought campaign in a sci-fi setting

Totally not-shady NPC: I’ll need you to retrieve my secret cargo from the abandoned spaceship, but it’s very private, so don’t look inside–

Player: Is it a girl in a box?

NPC: …What?

Player: This is a sci-fi story, and there’s a box you don’t want us to look into. There’s only ever one way that ends, and it’s always with a girl stuffed into a box.

Other Player: Hey, we don’t even know how big it is. It could just be a cigar box.

First Player: Okay, you’re right. It could be a bunch of sex toys. How big is the box?

NPC: It’s… uh… six feet long by three feet wide by three feet deep…

First Player: Ugh. Okay, fine. Somebody pack a crowbar and a spare set of women’s clothing. We need to go get this girl out of her box.

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atissi:
“@floralmarsupial hnnnngnkdgdfg sorry this is like TWO DAYS LATE
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atissi:

@floralmarsupial hnnnngnkdgdfg sorry this is like TWO DAYS LATE

(via moonpaw)

thelazyestanon:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ thelazyestanon:
“ kleptotello:
“Accurate,
”
wHAT DO YOU THINK LANGST IS THEN?!?!?
”
bad writing
”
Ah! But you admit that you read it! The langst community is growing stronger.
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no. i had to look up what it...

thelazyestanon:

silver-tongues-blog:

thelazyestanon:

kleptotello:

Accurate,

wHAT DO YOU THINK LANGST IS THEN?!?!?

bad writing

Ah! But you admit that you read it! The langst community is growing stronger.

no. i had to look up what it means. if you have to kill off a character for the sake of creating angst then thats just poor writing.

(via thelazyestanon-blog)

thelazyestanon:
“ kleptotello:
“Accurate,
”
wHAT DO YOU THINK LANGST IS THEN?!?!?
”
bad writing

thelazyestanon:

kleptotello:

Accurate,

wHAT DO YOU THINK LANGST IS THEN?!?!?

bad writing

(via thelazyestanon-blog)

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kleptotello:
“Accurate,
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kleptotello:

Accurate,

(via newbarrk)

sunroxy:

thank you roxy lalonde for saving my stupid gay ass

(via bloodsbane)

swan2swan:

As I understand it, the Order of Operations is as follows:

1. Focus on the Tax Bill. That’s happening this week. Shoot it down.

2. Immediately afterward, start promoting Doug Jones in Alabama and reminding everyone of Roy Moore’s problems. That election is on December 12.

3. In the meantime, Net Neutrality. The FCC votes on December 14th. Protest, boost, research, do whatever you can. 

I know #MeToo is important, I know Old Man Donald is still being a jerk, I know North Korea has a nuke, none of these are going to be dealt with before Christmas. There are three fronts to this fight: taxes, Alabama, FCC. These are the focal points. If we can win one of those, it’s going to have ramifications for the future. If we can win two, we’re in a pretty good place. We win all three, 2017 was a Good Year.

Taxes.

Doug Jones.

FCC.

Focus.

(via bloodsbane)

Anonymous asked: so who's gonna draw trans girl terezi?

daily-terezipyrope:

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thebelongingyouseek:

maniacalartistry:

yall its been real but if net neutrality gets booted there is no way in HELL i am ever paying to use tumblr

the ironic thing to me is that yahoo is trying to end net neutrality, yet for some reason they believe they’re privileged enough be exempt from millenials’ total lack of brand loyalty

the core majority of tumblr’s userbase is millenials and people in their 30s who use this website for free or very rarely pay for services. Even tumblr’s so-called ‘celebrities’ who are regularly paying for services are majority 40-and-unders who have historically crafted their brand out of resources that are available under net neutrality and low-cost websites (Youtube, Twitter, Wordpress, deviantart, Facebook, etc).

even if yahoo intends to fully alienate unpaying users and create a website that caters exclusively to those rich enough to pay monthly or weekly fees, the reality is that millenials really do hold the power to ‘kill off’ businesses that require an arbitrarily large monetary investment

as a group, we simply do not care about brand loyalty and we’re known to flagrantly flout the traditional corporate mindset of ‘they’ll pay if they’re desperate enough for what we offer’ in favor of lower-cost solutions

And while it’s probably true that if tumblr begins to fail due to the addition of micro-charging fees, then Yahoo will still be able to safely shut down the website and cut their losses, the reality is that millenials are well-known to react to that kind of corporate greed with ugly smear campaigns that make the company look bad and lose support over time. I doubt that kind of backlash would pair well with the loss of advertising dollars that Yahoo is currently generating from a low-cost, net neutral tumblr.

so, yeah. there’s a reason op currently has just under 50,000 notes on this post. the likelihood is that the vast majority of us will simply stop using the internet as much as we currently do if net neutrality is revoked. Not only will this be a huge societal loss, but in the long run–make no mistake–it will lead to the death of the biggest web-based companies due to their failure to generate core revenue.

(via homeluck-deactivated20171205)