Silver Tongue

Apr 23

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itsd-man:
“Ashi’s new outfit.
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itsd-man:

Ashi’s new outfit.

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eva-420:

tom nook gave us 0 down payment 0% interest home loans in the worst housing recession in american history and people still call him a crook, i cannot abide by this 

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best-shower-thoughts:

Pit bulls are like the racially-oppressed minority of the dog world. / cr

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modmad:
“a very special game
”

modmad:

a very special game

(via taffybuns)

adurot:
“ doublearabianpunchfrontlayout:
“ number368:
“ bigmammallama5:
“ winterstar95:
“ itswalky:
“ wackd:
“ itswalky:
“ spockvarietyhour:
“ HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED
”
Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off....

adurot:

doublearabianpunchfrontlayout:

number368:

bigmammallama5:

winterstar95:

itswalky:

wackd:

itswalky:

spockvarietyhour:

HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off.  Something else is going on here, behind the scenes.  And it hit me.

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Look at where the floor is.  Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length!  And then the obvious solution presented itself.

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She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me! 

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Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand.  However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.  

Unless…

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now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

This is the reason I am on tumblr

#someone photoshop Anakin’s face on the guy

ok

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problem solved 

Y’all I came on tumblr for this kind of shit I’m so impressed

Isn’t that the dude who was fighting the horde of lobsters?

(Source: tomorrowandbeyond, via adurot)

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scotchtapeofficial:
“ suppermariobroth:
“In Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour, whenever a character briefly turns to look at the ball, the character’s eyes jump abruptly to a different position for one frame, causing a flashing effect.
”
when ur tryna see...

scotchtapeofficial:

suppermariobroth:

In Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour, whenever a character briefly turns to look at the ball, the character’s eyes jump abruptly to a different position for one frame, causing a flashing effect.

when ur tryna see if the person next to u got A or B for number 12

(Source: suppermariobroth, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

diorum:

fiolina:

someone: *taps my shoulder*

me: *reverts to my t-pose and clips through the floor*

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(Source: puyopuyo, via obnoxious-unicorn)

effenndee:
“ Hope is Everywhere.
Samurai Jack Season 5 Episode 6. Man, what a great episode. So many cameos. So many emotions. I particularly liked how Jack’s depression was manifested in the ghost samurai and that Ashi fought with him just as much...

effenndee:

Hope is Everywhere.

Samurai Jack Season 5 Episode 6. Man, what a great episode. So many cameos. So many emotions. I particularly liked how Jack’s depression was manifested in the ghost samurai and that Ashi fought with him just as much with words as with action. Thank goodness he took up the fight against himself again. Rise Jack, go and find your sword and hold on to hope.

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