Silver Tongue

Dec 03

leonthesuperpooper: “ the stakes are high ”

leonthesuperpooper:

the stakes are high

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blushkind:

truthharbinger:

aspectreishauntingeurope:

unrealtournament4:

despite everything, megalovania still bangs

the whole damn soundtrack bangs

this applies no matter which megalovania we’re talking about

Wait theres more than one megalovania

there are currently 3 megalovania

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black-nata:

steve: stopping a helicopter with my bare hands nbd

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thor: you are like a little baby. watch this.

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always-in-pursuit: “ dirge-for-a-madman: “ picsthatmakeyougohmm: “hmmm ” If force doesn’t work, use more force. ” Agility- 0 Critical Chance- 0 Strength- 100 ”

always-in-pursuit:

dirge-for-a-madman:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

If force doesn’t work, use more force.

Agility- 0

Critical Chance- 0

Strength- 100

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cookievampiress: “Finally, honest reporting ”

cookievampiress:

Finally, honest reporting 

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marvelobsessions:

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

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polydactyl-orion: “A constant mood ”

polydactyl-orion:

A constant mood 

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

It’s interesting to me when someone dies and their Wikipedia page almost immediately becomes past tense. Who does that? Is that someone’s job? Is it the grim reaper?

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I walk into the bank with an open laptop and tell them to give me all the money in the vault, or else I edit Bill Murray’s Wikipedia page. 12 SWAT guys come in and shoot me in the nuts when I ask the teller what the WiFi password is

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sHIT

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