when ur crew ties you to the front of the ship after finding out you lied about your blood color and all the annoying mer dave has to say is “not to rain on your parade here but there are sharks in this water and you might wanna consider keeping the bleeding to a minimum”.
that got dark fast. sorry. Im tired from spending so long on this one.
8 hours later:
“I have a boat, and a knife! cmon legs lets go”
not as good but yall can deal with this for now while I make more(?)
When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.
too much
My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: thisbitch is fucking stupid!!!
really capitalism is just violence as an economic system
How? It’s one of the only modern systems that does not require violence to function. The threat of force is the only thing that keeps Communist systems going. Same for Socialism. Hell, same for Feudalism.
explain to me how its not violent to let people die because they dont have enough imaginary human worth points while a select few hoard so many they couldnt possibly spend them meaningfully in a thousand lifetimes
just because theres this false sense of freedom perpetuated by a propaganda system so ingrained in western culture you cant even imagine a world without it doesnt mean that violence isnt right outside that one thin slice, that one degree of separation
no basically its freedom because you can go to the store and have 17 different flavors of Doritos to pick from
ah fuck you’re right. in my fervor i seem to have forgotten about cool ranch
