Silver Tongue

Aug 13

empezardexerox:

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absolute decadence

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vetisntdead:

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catsi:

a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason “damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp” and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently

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uncle-beanbag:
“ v0idbird:
“ autumngracy:
“ amuseoffyre:
“ My money says that’s what plesiosaurs were like: fast underwater, extra padding for buoyancy, long neck. Look at their skeletons!
It’s just like this:
They’re basically large horizontal...

uncle-beanbag:

v0idbird:

autumngracy:

amuseoffyre:

My money says that’s what plesiosaurs were like: fast underwater, extra padding for buoyancy, long neck. Look at their skeletons!

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It’s just like this:

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They’re basically large horizontal penguins with a long tail and spiky teeth.

OH SHIT THEY PENGUINS!!

OH SHIT PLESIOSAUR PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!

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This is the inherant problem with most reconstructions. It’s just unknown how much fat the animals really had.

shrinkwrapping is a major problem in the paleontologist field

(Source: whitepeopletwitter, via rosexknight)

sirfrogsworth:
“This is the kind of weaponization of the elderly I can get behind.
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sirfrogsworth:

This is the kind of weaponization of the elderly I can get behind. 

(via rosexknight)

they also have a very healthy relationship with their kids

they also have a very healthy relationship with their kids

(Source: whitepeopletwitter, via chefpyro)

Aug 12

daxter343-blog asked:

Sorry, Tumblr is still new to me. For LoZ characters who fuck: Quill from Wind Waker

quill is a postman so of course he fucks. he fucks peoples moms when their dad is out of the house. all the kids of windfall and outset are half rito

(Source: the-memedaddy, via rockboci)

cephalotodd:

big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill

(via the-nerdy-reindeer)