Silver Tongue

Apr 22

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fvace:

ok-jake:

fvace:

ok-jake:

fvace:

ᵖˢˢˢᵗ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ﹖﹖

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yeah…. you got your end of the deal?

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here you go… just like you said… one turtle…. now where’s my request?

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One frog…. Just like you wanted

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good… thanks…. now leave forever….

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hebr:

auroralynches:

now that’s what i call ineffective tumblr discourse! featuring such hits as “why aren’t you talking about this thing you didn’t know about”, “this 3-hour-old post has 20k notes instead of 100k clearly you’re all willfully ignoring it”, “if you don’t reblog this you’re a bad person”, & more manipulative bullshit that only exists to make the person saying it feel holier than thou!

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lalondes:

sweetstardrop:

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

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strife-kind:
“verdant rage
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strife-kind:

verdant rage

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