The real Tumblr experience is hearing about how to turn off a feature before hearing about the feature itself.
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whaddup i’m dustin i’m 13 and i never fucking learned what presumptuous means
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we’re gonna run out of posts eventually
you wont live to see it….
good god this is the most ominous thing anyone has ever said to me what the fuck
WHO WONT LIVE TO SEE IT, BITCH?
The girl reading this
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Wikipedia but everything is in future tense
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Your pokémon is remembering the first time it met you…
Your pokémon is relaxed. The sight of you might have made it feel more secure.
Your pokémon gathered all its energy to break through its paralysis so you wouldn’t worry!
Your pokémon toughed it out so you wouldn’t feel sad!
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i just had my submissions open for 30 minutes and let me tell you i’m never doing that again
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im 90% hes fucking with us because the only thing we know about him is that hes possibly a virgo and whether thats true or not is debatable
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