wake up in the morning whack my peepee
got my glasses im out the door I’m gonna hit this city
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
extremely clever
this joke annoys me because there’s no way to tell it verbally
(via taffybuns)
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Red Riding Hood.
(via bloodsbane)
(Source: ithelpstodream, via deep-sea-prince)
(Source: etica, via dies-first)
Happy Mask Salesman by IsaacJLitman
(Source: isaacjlitman.deviantart.com, via officialkeikoandgilly)
i just!! love lup y’all!!
(via bloodsbane)
IM DONE
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