d&d is great
I just tried to slam a guy with a two-handed maul and missed, swinging into the floor
I roll for damage against the floor bc of course I do. I roll high. The tiles are crushed to bits
As a free action, I grab a handful of floor gravel and shovel it into my mouth and straight up eat it in an intimidation attempt
My combat opponent is horrified. I get +2 to hit him next turn
one time I jumped over a table in a small room and put a zombie in a choke hold. I popped it’s clean right off and added it to my inventory. it’s still unalive technically.
yeah @silver-tongues-blog sure, talk about that, but don’t forget about when our party had to spend half an hour battling a poison-resistant centipede that had more hp than me because you got your chaotic-neutral ass into some random room, tried to open a chest, and got shrunk. and then we spent ages trying to get you back to your regular size until i suggested walking out of the room. and then you got into a 6-second-coma because you chugged a random potion in another session. i’m not even gonna talk about the painting you failed to steal! that’s just the truth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hey, while those DID happen, I ALSO destroy the house and also a golem with my lute so my plans DO work sometimes
The thing that fascinates me about Asami is that she’s a good person. Her mother was brutally murdered. Her father is a bigot and terrorist. Her boyfriend cheats on her and lies to her. Her best friend/crush/girlfriend almost dies in front of her and then leaves for three years. Her father does die in front of her. She ticks every box on the villain backstory checklist, but she’s not. Even when that required giving up her father and her lifestyle. She’s the real deal. Don’t ever tell me good is boring.
