Silver Tongue

Nov 29

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smolshork:

i love how everybody just talks about “jeff goldblum” in thor: ragnarok. like, not the grandmaster, no, it was jeff goldblum. the character was jeff goldblum, jeff goldblum was talking to thor and loki, jeff goldblum was the one controlling the fights, jeff goldblum threw orgies on his small personal spaceship.

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scottsunmers:

me: i dont really get those ships where they spend 80% of the time arguing
someone: haha you obviously have never been in a relationship!
me: 

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kirbyfucker64:

“how old are you?”

“It’s a secret :3”

“aiight so either 12 or 40 got it”

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mezzodical:

not to be banksy but I just watched the guy in front of me in class spend the entire hour on his laptop reading “27 memes only terrible people will laugh at” on a skeevy meme aggregation website, with adblock off, while taking pictures of the screen with his phone

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troll-call-updates:

hey about Zebede

I get why people characterize him as the soft sweet bee boy BUT

Two of his facts are about how he sub(tweets)chirps people if they don’t visit him because he “lives too far away”

he’s petty as shit

“Those who matter will take the time out of their day to show you matter to them smh”

He’s the one who starts shit in the most PASSIVE AGRESSIVE way possible

He stirs the tea and KEEPS RECIPTS

I’m just sayin

There’s a lot of salt in that mindhoney 😒🤔

3 hours is far away!?

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