Silver Tongue

Jan 04

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Jan 03

bigboymaitimo:
today on bizarre twitter drama: the guy who sings the mbmbam theme song doesn’t know how to raise his child and let her go hungry for six hours instead of teaching her how to open a can of beans
important update

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helloitsbees:

rabdoidal:
twitter is having a normal one
ALSO ken jennings the Jeopardy guy is the bean dad’s cohost on a podcast, and he’s been defending him while saying some inflammatory stuff, so there’s talk that it might cost him the position of future jeopardy host

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ratsofftoya:

ratsofftoya:
omg what if tumblr pooled our money together and bought an oil rig!!!!

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hydro-homies:

cave water

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yourneighbortoasty:

the myth of narcissus, except instead of being bewitched by his own reflection he just finds a really cool frog
twitter

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larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:
What if the toys in toy story went to a catholic woman’s house and all of her figurines of crucified jesus started screaming out in endless pain whenever she left the room

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elierlick:

There’s a reason your boss lies to you about union membership.

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scraps-is-busy:

I’m streaming video games again. Come watch.

join us! im here too!!

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