Silver Tongue

Nov 29

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sonnetscrewdriver:
“ becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:
“As funny as this is, as someone who has met a European badger, all I can say is at least the American one has the decency not to hide the fact that it will tear your kidneys out via your toes if...

sonnetscrewdriver:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

As funny as this is, as someone who has met a European badger, all I can say is at least the American one has the decency not to hide the fact that it will tear your kidneys out via your toes if you so much as look at it funny.

This was my response to THIS VERY TWEET

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showerthoughtsofficial:

Seals are like mermaids for dogs

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acoolguy:

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly

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i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

yo-homeslice:

i-am-a-fish:

Open Rp

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You fool I am the Doggg of the Snow, I can CRONCH u and ur friend with my Snow Teeth

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You

Fool

I have crawled into my Box of Powerâ„¢, only a fish with extreme power can challenge me, come back when you are powerful enough to challenge my strength

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I AT T A CK

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We must be quick!!!

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What a happy ending

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Anonymous asked: Rose maybe?

sarcasmprodigy:

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Who could forget Rose? 

bpd-disaster:

remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

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showerthoughtsofficial:

If companies actually hired millennials to explain what millennials think and help market to them, they probably wouldn’t be “ruining” so many industries

baby boomers are just pissed that we arent the mindless consumers they wanted us to be and now theyre acting like we’re the problem when theyre the ones who ruined the economy, job market, housing market and higher education.

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