Silver Tongue

Apr 17

jadesharley:

in case you havent noticed, im weird. im a weirdo. i dont fit in and i dont want to fit in.

have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? thats weird

(via comfiecore)

ultrabeast05:

trans-mallow:

trans-mallow:

i think netflix is broken

its not its not its not its not its n

We’ve reached a point in time where something like Happy Tree Friends, once a well known internet cartoon, is so irrelevant that the youth can be tricked like this

(Source: raspbiian, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

wizardmoon:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Concept: fantasy species where the ladies are nine-foot-tall horrors of teeth and claws and the men look like lithe twentysomething pretty-boys wearing body paint.

(Well, except for the Wise Elders. You can tell when a male is a Wise Elder because he looks mid thirties instead of early twenties and trades in the twinky underwear model aesthetic for a stubbly-yet-well-groomed Hot Dad vibe.)

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

comedianthrax:

this is the live-action equivalent of those tf2 gmod videos where the faceposing is all fucked up

(Source: denvolnov, via dan-mcneely)

(via thatsthat24)

wet-monsoon:

pyropone:

wet-monsoon:

wet-monsoon:

there is. an episode of spongebob. Where krabs gets married to a sentient female wad of cash

im baffled that there’s no “coins as boobs” inclusion here

to be fair, coins as boobs would make…. Cents.

(via dan-mcneely)

gayrapunzel:

Good joke trope: Beginning a sentence in a harmless fashion, then turning it aggressive and weirdly specific and directed at a generic name because it’s fucking funny, Susan.

(Source: gaminegay, via bloodsbane)

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carliehope:

toospoopyformyshirt:

starwarsisgay:

bisexuals without the bisexual bob haircut are vaild

Who’s Bisexual Bob

(Source: lesbiansky, via dan-mcneely)

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