Silver Tongue

Apr 17

tripropellant:

tripropellant:

obi-kenobi-wan:

baku:

tripropellant:

i never want tumblr to end. this website is like the internet equivalent of a huge mall where you can run around and do whatever you want and there are no laws

no laws? the fuck? i wanna be on the website you’re on. my experience of tumblr is that if you break even a minor law you get executed publicly 

You don’t even have to break a law to be publicly executed. All you have to really do is like something someone else sees as “problematic” to trigger them into taking it upon themselves to act as Officer, Judge, Jury, and Executioner.

^ favorite obi-wan kenobi line

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Morning everyone, have some kidswap. We have Jade Egbert, Dave Harley, Rose Strider and John Lalonde.

Morning everyone, have some kidswap. We have Jade Egbert, Dave Harley, Rose Strider and John Lalonde.

jackhawksmoor:

cannon-fannon:

yosoyleche:

b-tandoodlez:

akaalexia:

powergirlschestnuts:

ohmygil:

I’m actually a little offended because if there were ever a male Strong Female Character

it’d be Nightwing

Isn’t that right Karen?

IM A LITTLE BITTER NEGL dick grayson was doing the strong female character thing IN CANON way before anyone knew who clint barton was but WHATEVER FANDOM 

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WHATEVER

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did I mention this isn’t fanart

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really printed

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ACTUAL POSE IN AN ACTUAL COMIC BOOK

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tits and ASS

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gratuitous and inhuman

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losing clothes since 1980something

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yet fandom still decides that CLINT BARTON is a better male Strong Female Character than this flawless prince smh

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idg why or how that snub happened but I am protesting it

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WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL WINNER IS

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and did I mention CANON because

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CANON MALE STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER

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CLEAR WINNER BY A LONG SHOT

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DICK GRAYSON PERIOD THE END

I love Hawkeye, and the Hawkeye initiative, but this post never fails to crack me up.

Artists, what are you doing?

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STRONGLY

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AGREE

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WITH

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EVERYTHING.

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Not to mention a villain actually says “I’d know that ass anywhere” when seeing Dick Grayson from behind. 

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@hollowedskin remember that time I was telling you about Dick Grayson having the best ass in DCU? And how it was canon? Well. Enjoy.

I’D KNOW THAT ASS ANYWHERE

(Source: kryptonians, via bloodsbane)

I almost made a grown man cry today

tygermama:

princess-oliver-jonas:

at work I called out his coffee order and he was like “that’s not how women usually call out my name ;) ;) ;)” so I just blinked and said “I’ll try to sound more disappointed next time then” then walked away

oh my god, you goddess

(via scafe-dragon)

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bigskydreaming:

skarchomp:

yellow-no-asa:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

How can anyone deny that Pharah isn’t straight when she’s got the Canon Bisexual Haircut

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Can the LGBT community back the hell off just a bit please? Like, you already ruined the rainbow for everyone else, now you also want to claim ownership over bob haircuts???

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reblog if you’re LGBT and you ruined the rainbow for straight people

(Source: butch-king-frankenstein, via deep-sea-prince)

raviollies:
“LETS HAVE A WIZARD TALK
”

raviollies:

LETS HAVE A WIZARD TALK

(via bloodsbane)

fantroll-week:
“ FANTROLL WEEK - May 8th to May 14th
When was the last time you saw a fantroll on your dash? The last time a random person drew your fantroll? The last time you made content for your fantroll? It’s tragic. Canon trolls are just so...

fantroll-week:

FANTROLL WEEK - May 8th to May 14th

When was the last time you saw a fantroll on your dash? The last time a random person drew your fantroll? The last time you made content for your fantroll? It’s tragic. Canon trolls are just so much more popular.

But fear not! Because for one week, starting on May 8th, the spotlight will be on the fantrolls!

Each day in this week has a prompt associated with it, but we will also be accepting miscellaneous submissions! Any type of content goes - art, writing, cosplay, music, anything you can think of.

More info can be found on these pages:

FAQ - Prompts - Tags

If you have any questions, our askbox is open!

(via homeluck-deactivated20171205)

rosexknight:
“ wellshitcaitlin:
“ aclockworknick:
“ did-you-kno:
“ The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source
”
he was...

rosexknight:

wellshitcaitlin:

aclockworknick:

did-you-kno:

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it
imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

Okay but like also he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree so really it’s on the forest service for letting him.

(Source: did-you-know, via rosexknight)