Silver Tongue

Nov 27

abstractandedgyname:

persverso:

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

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scotchtapeofficial:

me as a kindergarten teacher: ok class lets review our “Who We Love” art projects! timmy, who did you draw?

timmy: i drew my mommy because she-

me: haha wow, feminist virtue signaling much? we get it, cuck! ‘Womyn R Peeple 2′ !! haha fucking christ… EPIC cringe level over 9000… kek. did anyone here NOT draw a god forsaken female? i will not be awarding brownie points for you wusses kissing sjw ass.

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leonardosantamaria:

“Stealing your name.” by Leonardo Santamaria. Graphite, acrylic, colored pencil, and acryla-gouache on paper mounted onto panel 24" x 30"

For the Miyazaki Show at Spoke Art in NYC. Original painting available here. Very limited edition prints available here.

(Source: leonardosantamaria.com, via bloodsbane)

1wayticket2h3ll:

a small doodle of a big poof boy

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daily-betas:

Have some davesprite

~mod silver

hwecqi:

has anyone done this yet?

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