Silver Tongue

Apr 15

vvarp-core:

stevonnie-against-mdlb:

slightly-unpredictable-queen:

If you’re ever asked by a straight person who is your celebrity crush but you’re not out and your brain decides to take a vacation on lesbian island and you can’t come up with the name of a single man that was ever famous just say Chris. The other person will immediately say the Chris of their choice amongst the 50 that are famous and you just agree with them.

Boost for closeted lgbt+ people

For closeted men use Jennifer.

(Source: themysqueera, via jadewares)

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ghostcongregation:

a really good genre of tumblr post is the ones that claim “THIS 15-YEAR-OLD HAS DISCOVERED A CURE FOR CANCER” with no source link, and the first comment is “HIS NAME IS _______” and the second comment is “figures that so few results come up on google, no one is talking about this. spread the word!”

and then you google it and the only results are websites called like ‘youshare.buzz’ and ‘trendcatch.ly’ linking back to the original post, and the picture attached to the original post is from an unrelated huffpo article from 2011, and you google the name given and it’s a famous haitian accordionist

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

plasticiv:
“100% convinced that Wendy’s is a smug anime girl.
(Inspired by these tweets)
”

plasticiv:

100% convinced that Wendy’s is a smug anime girl.
(Inspired by these tweets)

(Source: plasticiv, via taffybuns)

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

erarg:

sitcom where people gradually get killed off and their spot in the opening title theme is replaced with dead silence

I’d like to question your definition of sitcom

(via taffybuns)

the-long-dog:

And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I 
Get real high

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and I scREM

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(via taffybuns)

shineyhammer:

shineyhammer:

shineyhammer:

conservatives really out here acting like they’re counterculture

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lmfao

“we’re 100% supporting the system and we voted for the living embodiment of american greed and corrupt business but we’re punk because we hate gay people and dont believe in global warming”

(Source: henstomper, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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haiku-oezu:
“The things that keep you up at night
”

haiku-oezu:

The things that keep you up at night

Anonymous asked: Do u play animal crossing

iguanamouth:

no but i play animal circling

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