Silver Tongue

Nov 26

yourplayersaidwhat:

We’re diving back into a western themed pathfinder game on Roll20.net. A couple of us had some chatting going on before the session officially started.

Ratfolk: I just remembered that I invented pancakes. I just can’t die or my invention will go unknown

Paladin: I am just all about hat mercy.

Paladin: THAT mercy. Not Hat Mercy

Paladin: Though hats deserve to be treated fairly too…

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

canary-yellow-dad:

canary-yellow-dad:

darkseid:

honestly this sums up wolverine so well

he said he was going hunting and ororo was like “you’d kill innocent animals for sport???”

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no.   he just wants to pet a deer

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friends

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(via newbarrk)

candyredterezii:

Homestucks in 2017 should honestly be fucking feared because they have no shame or fear to be still dirty Homestuck goblins unlike the rest of you guys who still try to hide your true colors.

(via newbarrk)

youngsamberg:
“ the duality of man
”

youngsamberg:

the duality of man

(via newbarrk)

byronb:
“Made a BNHA print that’s available for pre-order here!
”

byronb:

Made a BNHA print that’s available for pre-order here!

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dan-mcneely:

pondwitch:

pondwitch:

p: Me: tumblr staff please fix chat posts on mobile it’s been like 4 years

tumblr staff: but we only have 6 months to work on the next epic april fools joke

i have no idea why this post rendered in two fonts or why i can reply to it

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fartgallery:

soupcansamposts:

fartgallery:

*two praying mantis on a date*

her: whats your favorite movie?

him: Die Hard

her: Oh, like whats going to happen to you later tonight ;)

him: what?

her: what?

Mediocre conceptually poor execution 4/10

her: execution, you say?

(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)

cleaning out your likes: the experience

captainsnoop:

me: haha! this is so fun! all of these good classic posts!

my likes: remember that afternoon where you were really horny? 

me: *solemnly scrolling and unliking most, but not all, of the explicit pictures in utter silence* 

(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)

recourse-ao3:

recourse-ao3:

whispers hey you can’t use the same critical framework on works by individual lgbt creators that you use for works by corporations looking for profit from lgbt stories written by straight people because the context and consumption of that content exist in completely separate spheres thannnkssssss

you can’t deride a depressed lesbian’s work for having the sad lesbian trope in it

you can’t tell a trans woman writing about being trans that she’s just writing the stereotypical trans narrative

those are their stories to tell and they’re not stereotypes they’re real lives and reducing them to the boxes het media puts us in is reproducing their oppression

(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)

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