Silver Tongue

Apr 14

slimetony:

yungsquidward:

slimetony:

transgirl-princess:

slimetony:

guys lets brainstorm a post

setting: 1950s london

*british accent* oh fuck i got my balls caught in the trolley. sure glad the beatles arent around yet to write a song about this

hi it’s me, Ringo Star, the time-traveling song wizard. i’m going to write a song about your predicament now

to be fair this is the best case scenario because i know that it wont end up on an album and ringo starr gets to be known as “the beatle who wrote songs about dudes balls getting caught in a trolley”

(via dan-mcneely)

navalenigma:
“ aggressively southern gay
”

navalenigma:

aggressively southern gay

(via rosexknight)

vodka-aunt-coran:

lance: [glaring at pidge’s hero of mind sweatshirt] you’re wearing that trash?

pidge: ok, but you recognized this trash, so,

lance: [sprinting from the scene]

(via comfiecore)

sunsteel:

anakin: got his hand chopped off in the second episode of his trilogy

luke: got his hand chopped off in the second episode of his trilogy

rey:

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(Source: deanoru, via rosexknight)

jelloapocalypse:
“ suppermariobroth:
“Print ad for a Bubble Tape promotion event. Note Mario outside the vault.
”
“That bastard… we couldn’t have anticipated that they’d send The Tongue.” ”

jelloapocalypse:

suppermariobroth:

Print ad for a Bubble Tape promotion event. Note Mario outside the vault.

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“That bastard… we couldn’t have anticipated that they’d send The Tongue.”

(Source: suppermariobroth, via dan-mcneely)

leonerdchurchmoved asked: well obviously if ur taking requests can i get a shy barry trying to admit his love for a Lup

trainwreckgenerator:

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it probably wouldnt go so well the first time round

not-a-comedian:
“happy egg day
”

not-a-comedian:

happy egg day

(via bloodsbane)

pisshets:

The key to total androgyny is a plague doctor’s suit. Waxen cloak, wide hat, gloves, beaked mask full of flowers the whole nine yards

(Source: rednines, via epic-divorceman)

there’s one 2 genders

korekiyotheanthropologist:

peratla:

cocoafloat:

sans and komaeda

um? the onceler??

what the fuck is this sjw bullshit the Bible said Adam and Eve not How Bad Can I Be

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