Silver Tongue

Nov 25

gotinterest:

gotinterest:

I feel like the way people draw themselves says a lot about them.

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This is the funniest fucking response I’ve ever gotten to something I’ve posted

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wern:

wern:

hungwy:

Website with a button that says “click here to become Amish” and if you do your computer explodes

link

op where is the fucking link

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moonlandingwasfaked:
“ did-you-kno:
“More than 70% of people can determine your sexual attitudes just by looking at your face. However, if you happen to be a man with a large nose, square jaw, and small eyes or a woman with large lips and wide eyes,...

moonlandingwasfaked:

did-you-kno:

More than 70% of people can determine your sexual attitudes just by looking at your face. However, if you happen to be a man with a large nose, square jaw, and small eyes or a woman with large lips and wide eyes, they’re more likely to suspect you’re into short-term relationships, one-night stands, and sex without love. Source Source 2

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deceive:

markiplier:

Why does everyone want to milk me?

i was so desperately fucking hoping this was edited. i lived a fulfilling and meaningful life up until this very moment

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fruitsoftheape100:

cup-a-fear:

fruitsoftheape100:

fruitsoftheape100:

Made By Gamers. For Gamers

Gamer Milk

Gamer eggs

Fuck Yes Kid

(via taffybuns)

naeshitsherlock:
“Every now and again I get updates from my friend studying vet med
”

naeshitsherlock:

Every now and again I get updates from my friend studying vet med

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

Anonymous asked: it's presto! hello, presto!

sunnyside-art:

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6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

simonein2015:

reallyfunnyshortjokes:

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

this is advanced

(Source: laffgaff.com, via afallenwolf)