Silver Tongue

Apr 13

CONCEPT

pipistrellus:

pipistrellus:

a competitive cooking show hosted by a neural network

human co-host: aaaaand the special ingredient for this portion of the contest is….
neural network: salt bone

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mad-maddie:
“ ho ho ho, happy homestuck day
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mad-maddie:

ho ho ho, happy homestuck day

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bopulence:
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bopulence:

queen-neyde:

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sonotcanon-draws:
“one of two of the most upbeat kids to ever grow up all alone on an island :’)
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sonotcanon-draws:

one of two of the most upbeat kids to ever grow up all alone on an island :’)

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gayshanewalsh:

some dude on survivor outed another survivor who happened to be trans and called it “deception” like this was some damn soap opera and everyone was like ”lmao that’s personal and not your fucking problem?” and the host immediately said “We don’t need to vote, just grab your torch” and had him kicked off. that’s some instant fucking karma.

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russet-red:
“im still tryna hammer out TAZ designs because im Indecisive but pushes this lup and taako i drew while listening 2 the new episode towards yall
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russet-red:

im still tryna hammer out TAZ designs because im Indecisive but pushes this lup and taako i drew while listening 2 the new episode towards yall

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coelasquid:
“ dracofidus:
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“ adeterminedloser:
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“Needless to say, I am HORRIFIED.
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‘All that you need to know about boars can be summed up in the...

coelasquid:

dracofidus:

stillwaterseas:

tokensouthernbelle:

dracofidus:

palindromordnilap:

dracofidus:

adeterminedloser:

dracofidus:

Needless to say, I am HORRIFIED.

‘All that you need to know about boars can be summed up in the fact that if you wish to hunt them, you must have a specially made boar spear. This spear has a crosspiece on it to prevent the boar from charging the length of the spear, driving it all the way through his own body, to savage the human holding the other end.’

-Boar and Apples, T. Kingfisher

fuck OFF

Note that pigs are also HUGE. So, yes, they ARE slightly larger pigs.

So I grew up in the city and have never seen a pig in real life and I just googled it and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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I thought they were like labrador sized, like, fat labradors, not mini-cows.

every time I see this post there are more people discovering how fuck off huge pigs actually are and I love it I thought this was a thing everyone knew but clearly not and I’m laughing 

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This is me with our Tamworth boar, a heritage breed closer to their wild cousins than the Yorkshire above. I am a fully grown, average sized human. He was a gentle sweetie who, sadly, is no longer with us. His name was Mr. Big. 

FUCK OFF

Forever laffin’ at people who don’t understand how enormous, terrifying, and tenacious wild boar are. 

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They’re like if bears had knives protruding from their closed mouths and Didn’t Know When To Quit. Their survival instincts when they’re wounded aren’t “run away and minimize injury” it’s “take the thing that hurt you down with you” They also make sounds like someone crossed a pig with an alligator.

Their head and neck alone can be like the size of an entire human torso.

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Also forever laffin’ at people who think pigs are tiny, ‘cause we designed those things can get in the neighbourhood of a thousand pounds in ideal circumstances. 

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It’s like when people assume Tuna must be small because they’ve only ever experienced them in hockey puck form.

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