#justgirlythings
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finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing
reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know
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beep-sheep-sheep-beep-blog asked: hi! i see that your requests are open (according to your bio/desc thingy yeah) so i can request an Aradia?
gorl

this livestream is amazing
Are people named Bob born or do they just come into existence at age 40?
they probably go by bobby for a long ass time before suddenly evolving into bob.
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anyone calling tapirs “cute” or “precious” clearly hasn’t witnessed them bore giant holes in people’s rib cages…. Not good!
I’ve seen it and it just increases my fondness and their bloodlust
Boring A Hole Into The Cage Around Your Ribs
Tapir. Are. Cute.aww :) *bleeds out*
He’s Trotting Toward You Going To Rip You To Shreds, With A Smile On His Face.
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do you think seagulls feel regret
cause i just witnessed one swallow half a pancake in less than a second
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I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right
My name is Inigo Montoya. You will board my boat, sail across the world, and return the heart of Te Fiti.
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