yall: *draw sad lucretia stuff*
me, trying not to cry and failing: i cant believe youve done this
Pink Poison, the Surprising New Trend That’s Saving Rhinos -
1) Does not hurt rhinos
2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability
3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught
4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base
Win. Win. Win. Win.
5) makes rhinos look adorable & fashionable
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Fantasy Reporters & News Publications
- Steve Fohnson, Fantasy Times
- Rex Reed, Hollywudd Reporter
- Rod Peaselwax, Freedom Constitutional
- Clop Hoofman, Minotaur Monthly
- Clip Clayvon, Boston Messenger
- Jeff Jeffins, Jeff Report
- Wisp Blinkman, theeyeofthebeholder\geocities.com
- Dr. Frasier Crane, The Frasier Crane Show
- Jamie Green, Bugbear Times
(Source: nausicaaenriquez, via bloodsbane)
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My current D.Va headcanon is that the B.Va and Junebug skins are what Hana uses as a Recallwatch superhero for activities not sanctioned by the Korean government, these mechs are provided by Overwatch and officially this superhero is not connected with Hana Song, the Korean Military, or her sponsors, so that her technically illegal (if still righteous) activities can’t officially be linked to them
Like, everyone knows it’s Hana!! It’s like the world’s most poorly-kept secret, like, it’s REALLY OBVIOUSLY the same person, but for P.R. Reasons the D.Va who’s a member of the new Overwatch is officially and legally a distinct entity from the D.Va who works for MEKA
“its not me its my bugsona”
My alter-ego Countess Junebug Flagrante
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Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.”
But how do you “accidentally” invade a country?
- On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid.
- On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident.
- In March 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the “invaders”, and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said “It’s not like they invaded with attack helicopters”
how do you even tell your superior officer I mean
“uh Sir… I’m sorry but I think… we’re not in Switzerland anymore”
“what are you trying to say cadet”
“Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein.”
“…goddamn it, not again.”And remember the time when the army of Liechtenstein went to war with 80 people and returned home with 81 because they made a friend?
aww :)
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TIL when Coke marketed their Dasani brand of water in the UK in 2004 it was a PR disaster because they referred to it as “bottled spunk” and used the slogan “can’t live without spunk” not realizing “spunk” was a slang word for semen