Silver Tongue

Feb 25

textsfromthefifthbasement:
“(720): Can I bother you for a second
(1-720): You always bother me but go on.
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textsfromthefifthbasement:

(720): Can I bother you for a second

(1-720): You always bother me but go on.

meet-me-at-box5:

Christine: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Erik: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Christine:

Erik: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

textsfromthefifthbasement:
“(503): Hey, you’re out of milk.
(541): How the hell do you keep getting into my apartment?!?
”
she just needs to move into a place without mirrors

textsfromthefifthbasement:

(503): Hey, you’re out of milk.

(541): How the hell do you keep getting into my apartment?!?

she just needs to move into a place without mirrors

justaphan:

but did erik become an old man determined to live for christine’s legacy and for their son, or did he jump off the pier not long after christine went?

you’re all giving me so many stories about christine surviving because of the fear of confronting the only ending we have before us!!!! well i say let’s try to answer the difficult questions because i’m in that mood tonight

who raised gustave?

if it was erik, did raoul disinherit the only boy he’s ever known?

if it was raoul, did erik find himself alone again and so ended it all?

tell me!!!!!

clearly erik and raoul work together to raise the boy

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how does christine keep getting booked in rooms with secret passages behind mirrors. youd think after the second time shed be a bit more cautious.

pmseymourva:

froginakettle:

pullupnexttothefire:

dashbork:

time-traveling-fetus:

namen-omatter:

aceofsquiddles:

crumplelush:

unnonexistence:

ranger-truth:

heartsdesire456:

rosescentimental:

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

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A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

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Okay, but how is this

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I’m at a loss for words

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This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

BACK UP, YOU CANT JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT TO THOMAS’ FUNKY BED SET UP AFTER JUST LOSS-ING TUMBLR LIKE THAT

(via newbarrk)

uglygirlstatus:

turochamp:

dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went “woah are you L death note?” and L went “L what?” and light went “ L WHAT.”

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sorry I had to draw this

(via liquidstar)

homunculus-argument:

I love the thing on tumblr where someone says the most absurd thing imaginable, and someone will comment “I bet there’s an anime about this”. About 70% of the time there isn’t an anime that has this exact thing in it, but when there actually is an anime that has this as a canon thing that fucking happens, it’s a 50-50 chance whether it’s Fullmetal Alchemist or Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure.

And in FMA you kind of have to stop for a moment, think back, and agree that wait, yes, that wild-weird-as-shit-holy-fuck -thing actually does technically speaking indeed happen, in that exact way, but it makes perfect sense in context.

And in Jojo, the thing does indeed happen, but it’s such a random offbeat detail in a scene that already had like 15 weirder fucking things happening in it on top of that, that you didn’t even register. I mean yeah the protagonist does shove a live pigeon in the mouth of a random girl off the street that he’s never met before and will never meet again, but that was in the seasons before shit gets legit full-speed weird.

(via turing-tested)

Anonymous asked:

Hmm.. when did this problem with your tear ducts start happening?

askfallenroyalty:

MTT wipes away his tears as he recalls his performance. In the past, he was screaming into a mic with intense crying. He's sparkling under a stage light. MTT speaks "At a stage performance last week. Thankfully with my acting skills, I played it off like I was super emotional."ALT
MTT continues to wipe his tears. Napstablook is to his side. "that was a recording for a can of beans ad." MTT smiles, "I'm a good actor." We then look at Raine from Flowey's perspective, close to the floor. They smile down at them. "Hey Azzy, I see you're a flower again." Flowey looks away, trying to look casual as if unbothered by this. "Yeah. It's no biggie."ALT
Raine beams happily, hands on their chest. "Frisky is going to so flip over how cute you look in that bowtie!" They cheer, gushing over Flowey. They scream, embarrassed.ALT