Silver Tongue

Nov 24

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Salty Players

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We are fighting a risen mummy lord and his minions, and our friend Jon is the only person who’s died so far.

Player: On the plus side, Jon isn’t salty.
Everyone else except Jon: burst into laughter
Jon: very very salty

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catwithbenefits: “ thelulusoldier: “ icedyuris: “ WHY DOES TH E DEER HAVE A DEFENSIVE STANCE IM ” That deer was solid af last year in the college ranks. ” did you know that @dugglexx can bball with the best of them? ”

catwithbenefits:

thelulusoldier:

icedyuris:

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WHY DOES TH E DEER HAVE A DEFENSIVE STANCE IM

That deer was solid af last year in the college ranks.

did you know that @dugglexx can bball with the best of them?

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Anonymous asked: 😷- High Fever; Reaper????

dies-first:

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sliceosunshine:

i-love-word-association-games:

holdnarrytight:

nursemchurt:

deathcarpets:

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*republicans flip gender switch on and off* welcome to hell! welcome to hell!

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Originally posted by giphy

thanks

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

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This was Ms. Roem’s response:

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(x)

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greelin:

greelin:

it’s like.. sooo funny to see ppl approach immortal all-powerful characters w/ the mindset of “well clearly they love the gender binary and heterosexuality and adhere to both of those” like… bitch do you really Think

i’ve existed for only two decades and don’t care for either of those… do you really think an immortal all-powerful being would? hard pass

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quietmillennial asked: Pastel goth Kurloz...? Your art is so sweet! 💖💖💖

filibusterfrog:

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O á´— O

kirikatachibana:

real-live-dragon:

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

Time to kick my own ass. Bitch had it coming for too long

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pacifymelody:

sugimoto-reimi:

sugimoto-reimi:

When I was little I accidentally sucked the ink out of the back of a pen and I thought it gave me superpowers so I tried to shoot ink out of my hands but it didn’t work so I got really mad and boycotted superhero movies for several years bc they lied to me

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GURL WHEN DID I POST THIS? WHEN DID I POST THIS BLATANT LIE FOR NOTES?!

FIRST OFF, PAST ME, YOU SUCKED THE INK OUTTA THE PEN AND THEN CRIED FOR AN HOUR BC YOU THOUGHT U WERE GONNA DIE AND DIDN’T WANNA TELL UR PARENTS BC IT WAS SO DUMB. SUPERPOWERS MY ASS!!!!

SECONDLY, YOU BOYCOTTED SUPERHERO MOVIES BC YOU WERE AN EDGY TEEN™ THAT COULDN’T WATCH ANYTHING THAT WAS POPULAR 

I THOUGHT I WAS A DUMB BITCH NOW BUT I WAS AN EVEN DUMBER BITCH BEFORE!!!!

When you drag your own self

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