Silver Tongue

Apr 12

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

theslytherinhighlady:

mushishitposter:

reasons you should adopt black cats
1. they’re adopted less bc of superstition
2. the fuzzy one look like soot motes
3. people think you’re a witch and leave you alone
4. Every picture you take of them looks like a void with glowing eyes which is inadvertently hilarious

5. cat

6. Actually, a lot of people believes that black cats are better at ‘protecting’ their humans. I have one that sleeps on my pillow and i’m actually having way less nightmares ??

7. People can’t see black cat hair on black clothes

8. they’re super sweet and will love you just like any other cat

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cioji:

Gabe + McCree & Genji is a recipe for disaster like, they’ll be going out to get McDonalds at 3 am in full Blackwatch uniform and they’ll arrive back at the base laughing to themselves, joking that Jack′s hairline on the statue looks better

Then there’s Ana, sitting in the dark with her hands folded, wearing a t-shirt saying ‘The Ghost Watches’: Where have you three been?

Them:

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whitepeopledoingdumbshit:
“ berret-snowbear:
“ shameshack:
“ “Why would someone make this???
”
probably to ensure a spot in the darkest pits of hell
”
Someone put this in my dash and now every single one of you must suffer with me.
”
I hope whoever...

whitepeopledoingdumbshit:

berret-snowbear:

shameshack:

Why would someone make this???

probably to ensure a spot in the darkest pits of hell

Someone put this in my dash and now every single one of you must suffer with me.

I hope whoever made this has a terrible week

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aurghhh:

I’ve just been reading people freaking out at Target in the US no longer labeling their toys “girls” and “boys”. A fairly common response is something like “How will I know what to get my granddaughter for her birthday if I don’t know which are the girl’s toys?” Hmm, well, what does your granddaughter like? Maybe you could actually get to know her and find out what her interests are rather than treating her as a generic representative of her assigned gender. Just a thought.

(via dan-mcneely)

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DM’s professional advice

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Don’t vore the pop tarts.
Please.”

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

vvitch better have my money

sugahigh:

andreii-tarkovsky:

andreii-tarkovsky:

andreii-tarkovsky:

payeth me what thee owe me

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this is black phillip, the money goat!

reblog in 10 sec and money will come your way so you can live deliciously

@tableforonepleasee

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