Silver Tongue

Apr 11

paper-bag-wizard:

And then… we pan up. And we see a thirteenth plane descending. It is a disc of shimmering, living darkness … It is larger than the other planes combined … burning with malice and hunger … And somewhere inside of that living plane, we see a smile flash across someone’s face.

(Source: communist-cat-girl, via bloodsbane)

praiseandblame:

The number of messages I’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and I will be cast into hell

(Source: strayhopes, via robustquestioner)

sounddesignerjeans:

strangelypensieve:

trouserweasel:

trouserweasel:

LOOK THEY ACTUALLY DO HAVE TOASTERS WITH LITTLE WINDOWS SO YOU CAN WATCH YOUR FOOD GET TOASTED

it looks like toast jail

They’ve been taken into crustody…

bad and naughty slices

are put in the 

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pragmaticgryffindor:

*says something kind of mushy to someone i look up to*

*person doesnt respond within 2 minutes*

my Brain Goblin: REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET RE

(Source: smarmyanarchist, via robustquestioner)

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lizdexia:

roses are red
america hates females
we could’ve avoided all this

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