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The FCC is going to ruin the internet faster then EA ruined Star Wars.
(Source: reddit.com, via mbulteau)
We’re shopping and our rogue has been hoarding money during the campaign and has taken this moment to buy a lot of stuff with it.
Barbarian: so you’re just pulling out a bunch of money we didn’t know you had and buying shit?
Rogue: you don’t know where it came from. It could’ve come from your pocket, it could’ve come from the shop keeper’s pocket
Barbarian(OOC): did you say that in front of the shopkeeper?
Rogue(OOC): ya know what, fuck it, I did
DM: the shopkeep checks his pockets
Rogue(OOC) can I roll slight of hand to pick his pockets after he checks?
DM: fine
Rogue: *rolls a 21*
DM: you get 5 gold
(via yourplayersaidwhat)
you know those stupid things you’ve done bc you just weren’t thinking but not like life-changing stupid things or even day-changing just like. in the moment you stopped and asked yourself what the fuck??? who the fuck did you just become?? what version of you made that decision?? that choice??? something so stupid it’s like funny but also so stupid it will make people genuinely worry about your ability to function as an Adult Person so you can’t even tell a story about it because you need to maintain some semblance of rational thinking?
anyway I’m not gonna provide an example but you know????
(via mbulteau)
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR
…a doctor who built a body.
(via mbulteau)
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In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard
When trump makes you so angry that you ram down the closet door to call out some bs
Gays coming out of their closet to shame the mankind
(via afallenwolf)
Friend, I 100% agree. But if you want to work towards stopping it, you need to not shop on Thanksgiving. Maybe you by yourself may not mean much, but enough people together refusing to do business with companies on Thanksgiving will greatly discourage corporations from continuing the practice.
This is how you “vote with your wallet.”
As a cashier, this is 100% correct. If people demand enough to shop on holidays, we will be open on holidays. So if you oppose it, I don’t want you at my register, condescendingly critiquing that I’m working. You need to not show up that day.
(via revscarecrow)
Had a long-time client email me with a request for a website. I requested content, images, and logo file to start. He didn’t have anything. Instead, he just sent me links to a few of his competitor’s sites:
Client: Have a look at these and get back to me when you have something. I can’t answer too many questions – I’m a busy man.
I put a week into keyword searches, competitor analysis, and site comparison, and figured out what a site in his field would need. I put together a draft with stock composite images (he still hadn’t sent me any content), and sent it for approval on direction.
Client: Yes, please get it posted as I have people asking me about this site.
…What?
Me: It’s not quite ready to go up. Also, now is when you would request any changes you might want. Please call me so we can discuss changes so I can move ahead.
No response. He is, after all, a busy man.
I sent several follow-ups over the next few days. Nothing (he’s VERY BUSY). I kept working on the site and started to get close to completion. I sent a link to get some feedback, once again requesting that he call me.No response. It’s okay, I think. He’s a very busy man. It’s Friday. Maybe he’s not checking his email.
Monday: no response.
Tuesday: no response. I send another follow-up email.
Wednesday I finally get a response:
Client: I looked through it and I have to say I’m really disappointed. Please take a look at this website. This site was done in-house in about 3 hours and under $100. I believe this site is far superior to what you sent me. Please explain as I gave you competitor site links and the site you sent me isn’t even close.
I heard my heart pounding in my ears. I wanted feedback, but this was a little much for this late in the project.Then I looked at the “under $100” site, which he hadn’t sent me before. It was done by his wife, using a free service template – which isn’t bad, except it wasn’t mobile friendly, the pages weren’t formatted correctly, and the font size on all the content was so small I actually had to increase my monitor’s settings to read it.
I responded to ask for more detailed criticisms of the draft. He didn’t respond. He still hasn’t responded. So I revamped the site, and resent that for approval. I’m still waiting.He is, a busy man.