Silver Tongue

Apr 10

meeting an alien

chefpyro:

Humans: hello, we come in peace. we are from a planet we call Earth.

Alien: oh yes! the bagel planet!

Humans: … what?

Alien: you are the only planet in the known galaxy that has invented bagels. we would like to make trade agreements right away.

Humans: i… okay then.

(via )

puddingdrop:

sometimes you just gotta

(Source: gigglepox, via robustquestioner)

Apr 09

125534:

Early Bronze Age, 

Human figurine of unfired clay; very crude; probably female.

British Museum Collection

(Source: britishmuseum.org, via dan-mcneely)

temmiechang:

some lynel sketches (breath of the wild fanart)

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(Source: xxx---sink----xxx, via bloodsbane)

meladoodle:

I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

(via dan-mcneely)

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scotchtapeofficial:

taking pictures of my friends

taking pictures of myself

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)