Silver Tongue

Apr 09

morgueresident:
liftedandgiftedd:
that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited
Sounds like something a vampire would say
Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.

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jordisstigander:

tcfkag:
4setsofcorsets:
bluepaladinredlion:
lazytechsupport:
katobleps:
lesbianrey:
hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye
cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean
tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it
cs lewis: they fucking suck
tolkien: thats not constructive criticism
cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion
tolkien: Furry
cs lewis: blocked
Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds
Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you
CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories
Tolkien: what do you mean
CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees. are trees that important
Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.
~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~
@urulokid
CS Lewis: Not more trees.
Tolkien: This one’s based on you.

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lesser known dice in dnd

cuteschizoprince:

2 sided die: flip a coin
1 sided die: im the dm and i said so

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vanishedschism:

strikersindanger:
bohemianrhapsodaisychains:
writing-prompt-s:
Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!
… you’re walking down the aisle. It’s dark outside the chapel and your phone is dead. As you approach the altar, you see him- Shia LaBeouf.
WAIT! He isn’t wed, SHIA SURPRISE! There’s a ring in his hand and love in his eyes!
You step on the glass now
Marry your husband Shia LaBeouf

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coca-cola-official:

dimetrodone:
iwannabeadored:
wugaazi:
That guy who went around painting dicks over potholes so they would be considered obscene and the local govt would have to fill them in did a better job of impacting the world in a positive light than banksy ever did, or ever will
HIS NAME IS WANKSY HOW COULD YOU LEAVE THAT OUT
Chaotic good

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cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:
sociallychallengednerd:
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

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tsutachishio:

morbid-mando:
witwicky:
Maybe I’m dumb but I don’t get it?
Our boi Obi has the ever so slight higher ground
fuck you fuck all of you just
fuck y'all to heck

(Source: choderson, via )

ryukodragon asked: Ooooo! How about Asriel getting some hugs and/or nuzzles from Toriel? :D

jeaniechibi:

Done! Thank you so much for this sweet suggestion, Ryuko!
Made me happy to draw them after so long <3

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