Silver Tongue

Nov 20

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daddy-doms-are-gross:

daddy-doms-are-gross:

we all know capitalism is fucking evil but one of my favorite stories to tell from Retail Hell is that time my district manager got annoyed that 2 poor people were taking food out of the dumpster occasionally so he told us all to start pouring bleach over all the items we threw out so people couldn’t use them/it would hurt them if they touched it directly. never did that and absolutely have participated in “employee theft” by stealing bags of food from the dumpsters to donate to the local food bank but like. he really did just want us to directly harm people over food that was already in the literal trash.

when managers and CEOs get up in arms about “employee theft” they’re actually talking about people like me who don’t throw out the 30 pairs of shoes that we weren’t able to sell and instead bag them up and throw them behind the dumpster for retrieval/donation later. I once took home $450 of food and another night got $500 worth of makeup. Perfectly good electronics get thrown away bc the packaging was tampered with. We throw away food, cosmetics, and household products 30-60 days before their expiration dates (which are also kinda bullshit anyway). The whole retail model is structured around this idea of massive waste. 

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sneakyfeets:

pathesis:

bruuuhh WHAT IS THISSSS

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cuphead

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the-gender-enigma:

prokopetz:

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

attached or detached earlobes

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lord-kitschener:

reddragdiva:

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twitter contributor Race Realist Eighty frickin Eight wishes to make it absolutely clear to everyone that he is not in fact “altright” and certainly not “white nationalist,”

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chefpyro:

friendly reminder that winter is ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* The Worst *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ and if you try to deny it i’ll personally come to your house, wrap you in coats and bury you in the snow so you cook and freeze simultaneously like i have to do every fucking day

jokes on you. im in texas and we have no snow

parabins:

goldenpoc:

I need head

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twitblr:
“WEEWOO WEEWOO WEEWOO
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twitblr:

WEEWOO WEEWOO WEEWOO

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mikkeneko:
“*under pressure bassline*
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mikkeneko:

*under pressure bassline*

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nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

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