trent the treant??? the whole scene with trent the treant??? “MY BUTT!! MY BUTT!! I WAS JUST BORN AND YOU GUYS CUT OFF MY BUTT!!” guys i havent seen a single piece of fanart of trent the treant thats my favorite scene in that arc
“your name is… of course… taako. just kidding. thats mine–HOW ABOUT YOU GUESS MY--i cast magic missile”
angus saying “bye i love you” to the tres horny boys through the stone of farspeech
“GOD LIED”
robot jenkins’s “thats right motherfuckers. i said id smell you later… consider yourselves smelled.”
magnus literally eating the philosophers stone
when magnus BROKE INTO THE BUREAU OF BALANCE JAIL AND KIDNAPPED TWO PEOPLE SO HE COULD TALK TO PRINGLES
It’s so weird to see people actually accepting the “corporations are people” thing.
Like people saying things like “Pepsi feels bad and apologized”. Pepsi doesn’t “feel” anything, it’s an organization that attempts to make money by selling a product of the same name.
And the Denny’s-style blogs and twitter outlets where “Wendy’s” has a “sassy personality” and picks fights with the other fast food twitters serve to further this illusion. This whole act is being projected by an entire marketing team whose job is to make you think nice thoughts about the product so you’ll buy more.
They aren’t real. It’s all illusion and it’s leading people to think that they are hurting real people when they criticize or resist corporate action.
Sounds like an American version of Hetalia where instead of countries it’s corporations
