Silver Tongue

Nov 18

chefpyro:

Me, staying up too late: *looks at clock* haha 4:20–wAIT

minuiko:

bby Nico from The Titan’s Curse because haha kill me now

(via taffybuns)

princexdante:

gunbird2:

princexdante:

gunbird2:

Me: *screenshots thingns my girlfriend said to me so i can read it again later*
Me: yeah im not gay

Dude no offense, I don’t want go sound like an sjw or anything, but if you have you have a girlfriend you’re straight. That’s just how it works.

Im a girl

What the fuck

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

peteseeger:

winemom-culture:

please for the love of god find me the original uh oh yall its gettin kind of hazy tweet 

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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bonescaro:

writing-prompt-s:

You turn on your PC to keep working on your novel, but to your surprise, when you open the file, it is writing itself. You read some of what has already been written and it seems your characters have created free will, and the plot is progressing without you.

“oh thank god” says the writer

(via newbarrk)

whoburntmytoast:

ghostkld:

h…

HEWWO????

This is the only version of this meme I will accept

(via aeritus)

gamzee:

You’re part of a machine / you are not a human being

(via homeluck-deactivated20171205)

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)